Don't visit the Pink Sock Store.

anal sex!
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

donkey punch
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

speedy withdrawl
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."

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